Traffghetti

2010-02-08

The grapist

I have no idea how this happened

2010-02-05

Mother shoots son in the junk during prank

2010-02-03

Half-naked man tried to hijack bus with a chisel

Questionable on many levels

2010-01-30

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

2010-01-28

How to suck at Facebook

You better shape up

2010-01-27

Cops stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe

2010-01-26

What I need from the Apple Tablet

Macguyver multitool

2010-01-25

School District removes dictionary from all schools after definition of "oral sex" is found by girl

2010-01-22

Mother made son kill hamster with hammer after getting bad grades

If I ever write a memoir

Apple tablet

2010-01-21

Giddiest, most excited, kid. ever.

Traffic Stop

'Terror-pisser' killed neighbour's garden with night-time golden showers

How to watch a movie you are told you will love

Priorities

2010-01-20

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML

Child has high fat diet to control seizures. Drinks oil, eats butter

2010-01-19

A kitten and a bird

2010-01-18

Woman fatally stabs husband over tacos

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