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2011-11-14

I think my girlfriend's been cheating on meAw. What makes you say that?

2011-11-09

Not a single f*** was givenCat getting prodded with an electric train

2011-10-05

Super, a comparisonMan vs. Superman; Cute vs. Supercute

2011-10-04

"High school football player hit and killed by car honored at varsity game." It seems a bit odd to have a car honored at a varsity gameA high school student killed after being hit by a car outside of a school was honored at a varsity football game

2011-09-21

"It's like the movie 'Super-size Me' ... only with breastmilk."As a publicity stunt to promote the health benefits of human breastmilk, the two of them are embarking on a public experiment

2011-09-19

Relationship vouchersChelsea, for our anniversary, I made you these relationship vouchers!

wow. u like harry potter. i bet u dont even have friendsUmm.. actually I do

2011-09-16

Man who stopped to help a couple ends up shooting the man he was trying to help after he was attackedSamaritan stops to help couple. Samaritan tells hubby to stop cussing out his wife; hubby beats up samaritan. Samaritan shoots hubby.

2011-09-14

Jealous ex's attack ends in naked mixed martial arts type choke holdMan allegedly attacked his ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend, but the boyfriend managed to get him in a chokehold

Man beheads himself after a domestic disputeA man in Virginia beheaded himself Tuesday after an apparent domestic dispute with his wife

2011-09-06

Woman urinating in publics says pants fell down because she lost weightPolice investigate report of a woman urinating near a picnic table

2011-08-31

Man uses SUV, cable to decapitate himself after argumentPolice noticed a cable tied to a nearby tree was wrapped around his neck

Boy throwing rocks from overpass shot by crossbowPolice say a boy throwing rocks at vehicles was struck in the abdomen by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger in small sport utility vehicle.

2011-08-24

It's unsanitary to masturbate with vegetablesOmg I know exactly how you feel!

2011-08-16

Stealth cakeChocolate cake made to look like asparagus

I'm so happy you're home!Someone shit in the hallway

2011-08-15

Baby pandas riding a slideMany baby pandas going down a slide

2011-08-11

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?It was definitely when you got a sandwich thrown at you in 6th grade and you cried

2011-08-10

Bi-annual lieAre you being sure to floss daily?

Worth itPooh bear swollen from bug bites while clutching a jar of honey

2011-08-03

Baby goats running byThree black baby goats running by on the porch

2011-07-26

Man dressed in drag shot love rival at dice gameHe also threatened to shoot any witnesses who told on him.

2011-07-25

I love tickles!An animal (lemur?) getting tickled and scratched

2011-07-17

Puppy running in airMan holding up a dog while it tries to run

2011-07-14

Why do kids movies always show everything in their trailer?The same reason I...

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